Copy/Paste. Delete.

I'm done trying. This is just a mash of shit I think are cute. Well.

sir-hathaway:

anceyleestar:

can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation enclosed the torn-apart corpse of an employee in their letter????

can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation has an aquatic team that i wish i knew about when i was growing up

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via fadingmemoriesx)

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

(via mortyseinfeld)

thefourteenthdoctor:

watchtheskytonight:

spirit-of-the-ocean:

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

IT’S BACK

I’m sure that’s what he thought.

(Source: leannaheart, via kalidreaming)

swagitsune:

I can’t stop making these.

(via iknowitsmad)

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

(via tricycl)

paynalpaynetration:

when ur song come on and ur six drinks deep

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(via hitopshoran)

http://larrycoincidences.tumblr.com/post/93175509712/stylesforstiles-vvhitehouse-you-know-what

stylesforstiles:

vvhitehouse:

you know what always fucking gets to me? ship & compass, always. those are not platonic tattoos, no fucking way. you don’t get gorgeous, detailed tattoos with your bro pals you get screws and you get pingu you don’t get a goddamn compass that points to…

tomlinslaw:

remember when louis rubbed cake all over himself was that even real

(via larrycoincidences)

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i made the mistake of going through "camp louis" tag because every once and a while i feel the need to for some god awful reason.. and I just. He was so.. and now? HOW. I mean, I know how he changed but HE CHANGED SO MUCH and I just need G-A-Y cake louis forever and camp louis in my pocket.
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larrycoincidences:

I KNOW HE WAS LITERALLY SHOVING HIS FINGERS IN HIS MOUTH

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LICKING HIS PALM

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SUCKING HIS FINGERS

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HANGING OFF HARRY

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RUBBING CREAM ON HIMSELF

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TUGGING AT HIS SHIRT

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REGALLY EXTENDING HIS HAND FOR HIS ADORING FANS TO TOUCH

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GET HIM TIPSY, COVER HIM IN CAKE, AND PUT HIM ON THE STAGE IN A GAY CLUB AGAIN HE’S NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

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