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I'm done trying. This is just a mash of shit I think are cute. Well.

goddamnright:

Bad Jokes from One Direction: The Official Annual 2015
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goddamnright:

Bad Jokes from One Direction: The Official Annual 2015

(via hazzaxxboo)

Period

fairlybare:

thenoodleboo:

robotsquid:

Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we don’t have a baby I DID ALL THIS WORK” and then they spend the next week tearing the whole room apart and throwing it out into the street and screaming at you and then finally when the room is completely gutted they calm down and say “It’s okay hon we’ll have a baby next month” and then they start building the room again AND THIS SHIT KEEPS GOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU HIT LIKE 50 AND THEN YOUR SPOUSE LEAVES YOU BUT NOT BEFORE SETTING THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE SO IT’S NEVER THE SAME AGAIN

actual best description of a period in the entire world

Reblogging this again because it’s perfect. 

(via sarahofsparta)

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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(via maybemfeo)

wackyshenanigans:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.

(Source: sandpit-life, via rj4gui4r)

twinkharry:

i saw one direction in concert and i still don’t believe they’re real

(Source: sofiacopppola, via hazzaahoran)

bringmeasirenbridesveil:

the-legend-of-time:

The amount of embarrassing pictures of Pete Wentz that I have is ridiculous I love itimage

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I feel like these three should be added

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(via babyspeight)

HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY, NIALL JAMES HORAN! ♥

(Source: kryptoniall, via hitopshoran)

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