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I'm done trying. This is just a mash of shit I think are cute. Well.

rabioheab:

it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino 

(via tyleroakley)

walkingintochaos:

thisshitfunny:

thatdudeemu:

queerasfuck88:

Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this

Jon rip them boys a new asshole 

See, Jon Stewart usually does a lot of satirical humour, but at this point, the writers are just like “fuck the comedy this shit is real” and I was so happy to see that they finally covered this, and it was really well done.

(Source: youtube.com, via jenpadalickin)

suburbantragic:

  • Fill ice cube tray with milk
  • Cover with plastic wrap
  • Place toothpicks in each space
  • In a few hours you’ll have gross milk pops, you dumb asshole

(Source: the90swerentreal, via tricycl)

cflare89:

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

Got that right

(via kinginthen0rth)

jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

  • I
  • AM
  • YOUR
  • MOTHER
  • NOW

(Source: officialjipersnoe, via jenpadalickin)

window-licking:

when your armpit just won’t shut up

image

(via tyleroakley)

mevitor:

i can’t explain how much i love this pic 

mevitor:

i can’t explain how much i love this pic 

(Source: thisisvitor, via tothemoonmydear)

harrycmon:

(ღ˘⌣˘ღ) he’s my favorite person

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

(via jenpadalickin)

calisigh:

stylesrainbow:


A well dressed man is more attractive to me than a shirtless man with a six pack.

amen

fuck

calisigh:

stylesrainbow:

A well dressed man is more attractive to me than a shirtless man with a six pack.

amen

fuck

(Source: incoherentchatter, via kalidreaming)

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